Pesta Tanglung and my life these past few days.

HOLY MACARONI!!! I LOVE COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOWS!!!





So what's up you guys! Sorry i aint got no shit story to tell so it'll probably be a TAD bit boring...

So during the raya holidays, (STUPID FIREFOX I KNOW HOW TO SPELL RAYA SO DONT UNDERLINE IT) i went to genting highlands, a place for whor- oops i mean Entertainment! :D

Ok so this is what happened.

It was around 1am. I put the kids to sleep (no i did not club them on the head) after temaning them thru the entire indoor themepark the whole day. so i was like YESSS!!! FREEE AT LAST!
Ok let's go back. so i was walking around 1am near the starworld casino (That's near first world hotel if you dont know) and i was walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking UNTIL! This weird half drunk guy came up to me:

weird guy: hey lengzai, ni yao xiao jie ma?

Me: *shakes head* (WTF)

weird guy: nvm nvm nvm take my card if u want just call ah.

Me: *takes it*

weird guy: byyeee!

So i DID managed to have some fun with his number. No. I did not call a whore.

Text messaged:

Me: Hi

Guy: Who are you

Me: I wan a girl

Guy: Ok You want fucking or sucker?

Me: (WHAT. THE. FUCK! LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL) Uhh... both.

Guy: Ok where are you.

Me: Just tell me price first.

Guy: ok 500 full service for you

THAT'S when i stopped texting him.

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Overall Genting was ok. the thing that freaked me out the most was strangely not the whore selling guy, it was the ROCK CLIMBING. Seriously, FML. No equipments except that elastic underwear thing with a huge rope near your dick? How the F*** am i supposed to climb???
I saw someone reached the top. Oh what the hell lemme go for it.

i decided to choose a part with a very rocky surface. So i climbed. Wasn't scared cos i was focus (not yet anyways) so i climbed steadily looking for a good grip on the rocks. UNTIL. I reached midway. THAT WAS REALLY A HOLY SHIT IM GONNA DIE moment. THERE WAS NO ROCKS TO GRAB ON TO ABOVE ME. AND NO WAY CAN I GO DOWN COS I CANT SEE THE ROCKS UNDERNEATH ME. I almost pissed in my pants. the nearest rock above was like $^@#$% kinda high. I looked down. I panicked. I jumped. goodbye kenny. I saw my life flashed before my eyes. (Naw that's an exaggeration)
FUMP! IM ALIVE!!

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IN CONCLUSION
Yes that's how it went. I managed to get some cash afterwards and went to ines' place and we fingered each others assholes until we went to sleep.
Ohhhhhhh. I forgot to mention about Pesta Tanglung!! LAWL! nvm this post is way too long. seeya BITCHES!!