HARLO!

HARLO EFERYBOTI! IT'S ME! KENNY! :D

Today.. It's one of my high class buddy's birthday! YES YALL IT'S HIM!






He's 15 today! And He is....




JASO- Oops wrong picture!






THIS AWESOME DUDE! Yes It's his birthday today. Jason Goh Chea Yee. Look'em up on facebook! :D




Now that THAT's over with.. let's get to the other not so important stuff.

1. There's a dead cat in my backyard. it stinks like shit.

2. i dropped my Pokemon HeartGold game card into the drain (the barred kind) when i was diggin for ma keys.

3. ROTFLMAO Poh Kim is Emo so go cheer her up.

4. Elyn has a big butt.

5. GeanXin is crazy.

6. Ines got braces.

7. Jackie is a sportsman.

8. I miss my kl friends. Like crazy man.

9. I love KL.

10. I wanna go for Alison's Birthday party.

11. I broke up with my girlfriend :S




:B <---- ISN'T IT CUTE???


Secret Of The Day: I saw a pruuhhhteee girl in my school. same grade. should i try getting her? :X

Pesta TangLung

Pesta Tanglung and my life these past few days.

HOLY MACARONI!!! I LOVE COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOWS!!!





So what's up you guys! Sorry i aint got no shit story to tell so it'll probably be a TAD bit boring...

So during the raya holidays, (STUPID FIREFOX I KNOW HOW TO SPELL RAYA SO DONT UNDERLINE IT) i went to genting highlands, a place for whor- oops i mean Entertainment! :D

Ok so this is what happened.

It was around 1am. I put the kids to sleep (no i did not club them on the head) after temaning them thru the entire indoor themepark the whole day. so i was like YESSS!!! FREEE AT LAST!
Ok let's go back. so i was walking around 1am near the starworld casino (That's near first world hotel if you dont know) and i was walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking UNTIL! This weird half drunk guy came up to me:

weird guy: hey lengzai, ni yao xiao jie ma?

Me: *shakes head* (WTF)

weird guy: nvm nvm nvm take my card if u want just call ah.

Me: *takes it*

weird guy: byyeee!

So i DID managed to have some fun with his number. No. I did not call a whore.

Text messaged:

Me: Hi

Guy: Who are you

Me: I wan a girl

Guy: Ok You want fucking or sucker?

Me: (WHAT. THE. FUCK! LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL) Uhh... both.

Guy: Ok where are you.

Me: Just tell me price first.

Guy: ok 500 full service for you

THAT'S when i stopped texting him.

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Overall Genting was ok. the thing that freaked me out the most was strangely not the whore selling guy, it was the ROCK CLIMBING. Seriously, FML. No equipments except that elastic underwear thing with a huge rope near your dick? How the F*** am i supposed to climb???
I saw someone reached the top. Oh what the hell lemme go for it.

i decided to choose a part with a very rocky surface. So i climbed. Wasn't scared cos i was focus (not yet anyways) so i climbed steadily looking for a good grip on the rocks. UNTIL. I reached midway. THAT WAS REALLY A HOLY SHIT IM GONNA DIE moment. THERE WAS NO ROCKS TO GRAB ON TO ABOVE ME. AND NO WAY CAN I GO DOWN COS I CANT SEE THE ROCKS UNDERNEATH ME. I almost pissed in my pants. the nearest rock above was like $^@#$% kinda high. I looked down. I panicked. I jumped. goodbye kenny. I saw my life flashed before my eyes. (Naw that's an exaggeration)
FUMP! IM ALIVE!!

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IN CONCLUSION
Yes that's how it went. I managed to get some cash afterwards and went to ines' place and we fingered each others assholes until we went to sleep.
Ohhhhhhh. I forgot to mention about Pesta Tanglung!! LAWL! nvm this post is way too long. seeya BITCHES!!

SHIT IN YO PANTS

Nahh.. not literally.

So yesterday... there was a rumor that there's gonna be a countdown (Merdeka) So i was getting ready outside the rain for the car to arrive. umm.. I think i'll skip the whole terrifying scene of how we thought we're gonna get kidnapped and maybe raped by my friend's 19yr old boyfriend.

SO.... at the end, we found out there wasn't any countdown. It was around 11.30. I decided to sleep at Chris' house. And noowww... The shit story. His dad drove me all the way to term 1 so i could walk all the way to FC. (Im here now)

As i was walking, i feel shit accumulating in my rectum. I had to run. And so i did. I RAN I RAN I RAN I RAN I RAN for 10mins. The head of the poop was continuously going back in and peeping out but thank Heavens that i managed to get to FC in time and ran to toilet and squatted. I think a football just came out of my butt. But i didnt poop in my pants. yet. And i felt so relieved and thought "oh it's time to wash my butt!" *turns the water valve* .......... NO WATER!! $@#%#@%@2#%@#%$@#%#@%#^&&*$ NVM KENNY! CALM DOWN. There must be another valve to open that one. *turns all the water valves* NOTHING.

I was freaking out in a squat down position looking for something to wash my butt. I HAD NO CHOICE. I had 2 underwears. I brought it so i could change at Chris' place. I took out my underwear. I wiped my poop with it. I threw it down the poop-hole. Now my butt is dry enough to temporarily wear my pants but not move around too much. So i penguined out of the stall and head for the tissue paper (located opposite of the stall) Thank God no one saw me cos if the managers did, they'll know i'm the person to cause the soon-to-be-flooded toilet. And i went back in and wiped my butt like I'm smoothing wood in a KH class.

So I am here now. Typing this. The strange thing is, i tried going into the other stall, and someone had the same problem (the poop-hole was flooded with tissue paper) and so i went to wash my hands and guess what. There is water! Why aint there water in the freakin toilet but there's water in the sink?? URGH!! :(

Bet you guys had a really nice laugh. I clearly, did not.

FULAMAK!!

WALAAAOOO EHHH!!!

I completed 2 freakin folios in one dayyyy!! ToT


WHO CARES. WEEELLLL.. I have Hemnesh sitting beside me so lemme make this quick.

Okokokokokok!! I'd like to do abit of advertising here. YOU GUYS HAVE TO FREAKIN TRY BUKIT KEPAYANG'S NASI LEMAK!! IT'S LIKE THE BEST!! SERIOUSLY.



OH OH OH OH!! I'm so hyper. ._.

AND GUESS WHAT WE'RE WATCHING.... AHAHAH! JUST JOKING. LAWL.

YAYYY!!! I'm downloading pokemon soulsilver!! XDD

GoodBye.

well.. maybe things weren't meant to be this way. I made this decision. I think... Im gonna stick to it until the very end. I dont know what to do or say. I have to let go. I want to kiss you goodbye. hug you. Hold you. Tell you I'm sorry. But... Something tells me it'll never work out like this. Cos it's too late.

Even if we do go on together, everything will be different. we won't be relaxed with who we are cos every second we spend together will be filled with anxiousness. " Did i say the wrong word? I shouldnt scold her. It's my fault." So maybe things werent meant to be. I just wanna say the last goodbye, My love.

Wipe those tears and go on... Without me.

Guilty Day

Haiss.. School was awful today. For me la... I mean the day was fine until i did something.... Stupid. You know that glue bottle thing? (the long one that's about 4cm thick if you measure with a ruler?)
Yeahh.. My friend, Kah Yee, has this strawberry plush thing and I put it on top of the glue bottle so it'd look like a dick. Yeahh, We do stupid stuff in our class. Ok fine. Only I do these kinda things.
SO..... I wanted to make it abit more real. I took off the glue cap and spread it around the strawberry. And i showed it to Lock and he was like 'Let's throw it at kah yee' Then i was like no, she'll get mad if it gets stuck in her hair. So In the end Lock just walked all the way to Kah Yee's table and gave it to her.
Kah Yee's Face [ :) ]--->[ O.o ]---->[ >:( ]
Well.. I feel REALLY Bad... She didnt even want to talk to me. I just want to say I'm sorry ok? So... SORRYYY!!! Please forgive me!!! ToT

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I did not copy and paste.

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