SHIT IN YO PANTS

Nahh.. not literally.

So yesterday... there was a rumor that there's gonna be a countdown (Merdeka) So i was getting ready outside the rain for the car to arrive. umm.. I think i'll skip the whole terrifying scene of how we thought we're gonna get kidnapped and maybe raped by my friend's 19yr old boyfriend.

SO.... at the end, we found out there wasn't any countdown. It was around 11.30. I decided to sleep at Chris' house. And noowww... The shit story. His dad drove me all the way to term 1 so i could walk all the way to FC. (Im here now)

As i was walking, i feel shit accumulating in my rectum. I had to run. And so i did. I RAN I RAN I RAN I RAN I RAN for 10mins. The head of the poop was continuously going back in and peeping out but thank Heavens that i managed to get to FC in time and ran to toilet and squatted. I think a football just came out of my butt. But i didnt poop in my pants. yet. And i felt so relieved and thought "oh it's time to wash my butt!" *turns the water valve* .......... NO WATER!! $@#%#@%@2#%@#%$@#%#@%#^&&*$ NVM KENNY! CALM DOWN. There must be another valve to open that one. *turns all the water valves* NOTHING.

I was freaking out in a squat down position looking for something to wash my butt. I HAD NO CHOICE. I had 2 underwears. I brought it so i could change at Chris' place. I took out my underwear. I wiped my poop with it. I threw it down the poop-hole. Now my butt is dry enough to temporarily wear my pants but not move around too much. So i penguined out of the stall and head for the tissue paper (located opposite of the stall) Thank God no one saw me cos if the managers did, they'll know i'm the person to cause the soon-to-be-flooded toilet. And i went back in and wiped my butt like I'm smoothing wood in a KH class.

So I am here now. Typing this. The strange thing is, i tried going into the other stall, and someone had the same problem (the poop-hole was flooded with tissue paper) and so i went to wash my hands and guess what. There is water! Why aint there water in the freakin toilet but there's water in the sink?? URGH!! :(

Bet you guys had a really nice laugh. I clearly, did not.